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Friday, September 30, 2005

Eric.. is weird~~~~~

This happened during the dinner buffet we had last Saturday at IOI Resorts....

Eric : Hey Ho, you know the last time I had a weird dream....

Me : Yeah? What is it about??


Eric : Well its about us actually.. we were 'doing' it and then suddenly someone came and shoot the shit out of us!


Me : .................. What the fuck???!!! You sick gay bastard! What the hell...


Eric : Hahahahahahahahaha..

Holy shit... that guy freak me out sometimes.. me, the guy who usually freak people out..
Eric in all his gayness freakiness... Look at that sick face!.. Ewwwww~~


Holy shit! I'm keeping 20 feet radius from that freak... the horror~~~~

Note : Eric is not gay! he is just weird.... O_O. Oh by the way girls, he's single (and me too!!) so if you're into weird funny guy ( that describe me too!! ). Contact me by E -mail and I'll arrange a date between you and Eric ( or maybe me if you want! =] ). Guys need not apply.. >_<

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Kenny - Beng-ify!!

I went to cut my hair on last Tuesday and thought of having different hairstyle for a change.. So I went in, took my seat and say the line that are not suppose to be said by anyone who went to cut their hair but they said it anyway because they want a change but couldn't think of any hairstyle that suits them...

"Cut however you like..."

after half an hour of snippings and scrappings... my hair turn into this.......

WWooaahhhh!! I looked Ah Beng liao!!! The Ah Lian hair stylish later suggested that i dye my hair gold (what's with ah bengs and ah lians with their golden dye anyway??). Hell no I ain't gonna do that!! >_<

Next thing you know, I'll be selling DVDs on chee cheong gai there...

But come to think of it.. I kinda like the hair... well.. its easy to manage and doesn't look all that bad.

But I noticed that I really have a sinister smile... damn I looked scary when I smile..

No wonder a kid ran away crying for her mummy when I smilled at her.. sigh~~

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Story of Bob ( In malay!! muahahaha!)

"Hi , saya Bob. Apa khabar?". Bob memperkenalkan dirinya kepada pekerja pekerja lama di syarikat yang terletak di KL. Bob asalnya datang dari Kota Kinabalu Sabah dan dia datang ke KL sejak dua minggu yang lalu dengan hasrat untuk menuntut ilmu.Tetapi disebabkan masalah kewangan, Bob terpaksalah mencari kerja dahulu untuk menampung hidupnya dan untuk membiayai kos pembelajarannya.

"Hi Bob, pertama kali datang ke KL?" tanya salah seorang pekerja di situ. "Ya." dijawabnya Bob dengan senyuman selambanya. "Saya masih belum dapat menyesuaikan diri dengan suasana di sini. Semua orang bergerak begitu pantas dan kelihatan mengejar masa. Traffiknya juga.. haiz...teruk. Saya juga tidak pernah alami jerebu seteruk ini. Mahunya saya ada penyakit ashma, saya sudah lama mati.. hahahaha.. ha... " Bob cuba membuat lawak jenaka tetapi nampaknya ia tidak berhasil. Senyum tertawa yang diharapkan Bob tidak muncul tetapi diganti dengan pandangan yang diselabuti kebencian.

"HUH.. kalau tak berpuas hati dengan KL sangat, buat apa datang sini? Baliklah pegi kampung kamu tu!! Datang sini merampas kerja kita saja!" Kata hampir kesemua pekerja yang dilahirkan di KL itu. Semangat untuk mempertahankan maruah tanah lahir sendiri kini kian membuak-buak dalam diri mereka. Mereka ingin meluahkan isi hati mereka tetapi membatalkannya kerana terfikir yang Bob akan bekerja dengan mereka dalam jangka masa yang panjang dan tidak ingin sebarang kelahi muncul.

"Bob ni orang apa? bahasa melayu Bob tidak seperti apa percakapan orang dari Sabah je.. Orang Iban ke?"

"Bukanlah, saya orang cina. Er..sebenarnya Orang Iban datang dari Sarawak, bukan dari Sabah.."
Jawab Bob dengan senyuman. Jelas Bob kelihatan sedikit tersinggung dengan pertanyaan tadi.

"Apalah..takkanlah sampai sekarang masih tidak dapat bezakan orang Sarawak dengan Sabah? Kamu ini orang Malaysia ke apa hah?" menjerit hati Bob. Memang mudah difahami perasaan Bob. Sejak datang ke KL, dia terpaksa memperbetulkan kenyataan Orang KL terhadap orang Sabah dengan Sarawak. Bob sudah cukup muak dengan terpaksa menjawab setiap orang KL.

"Lepas ini sah mereka akan tanya pasal.." Kata dalam fikiran Bob. Sebelum dia dapat menghabiskan ayat tadi. Salah seorang pekerja lama itu menanya.

"Eh. Saya tak pernah pegi Kuching lah.. dengar kata masih ada orang tinggal atas pokok..betulkah?hahahahha!" Ketawanya disertai oleh semua pekerja - pekerja yang lain kecuali Bob.
Bob rasa cukup marah dengan pertanyaan tadi. Sudah ketara itu bukannya pertanyaan tetapi hanya untuk memperlikan orang yang datang dari bahagian Barat Malaysia. Memandangkan KL adalah ibu kota Malaysia. Ia diberi perhatian dahulu dari kerajaan untuk membangunkannya. Ini menyebabkan bandar - bandar dari negeri yang lain jauh ketinggalan darinya.

"HUH.. kurang ajar betul. Kalau bukan kayu kayu balak dari Sabah dan Sarawak, kau ingat KL boleh jadi begini??!!" fikir Bob. Bob pernah terdengar kenyataan ini dari ibubapa dan juga cikgunya. Dia tidak tersangka yang dia akan terfikirkan perkara ini. Memang dari dulu lagi orang - orang dari Sabah memikirkan ke mana semua pendapatan dari kerja pembalakan itu pergi. Satu hutan demi satu hutan dibersihkan tetapi tidak kelihatan hasilnya. Apa yang tinggal hanya tanah kosong.

"Ya kami memang masih tinggal atas pokok lagi, dan kami dapat internet pun dengan menyambung dahan dahan macam kabel telefon." Jawab Bob dengan disertai ketawa dari pekerja pekerja lama itu..

"Tapi, semundur mana pun kita, kita masih tidak macam kamu yang suka 'makan' anak sendiri."
Bob sambung dan semua orang terdiam. Nampak jelasnya keadaan yang tidak menyenangkan wujud di antara Bob dengan rakan sekerjanya yang baru.

Does this situation really happened in our country? I can gladly says it didn't happened to me. But it still annoys me that they really can't differentiate between Sabahans and Sarawakians, or the fact that they still thinks that we live in a lush forest. =s.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Look alike?? O_O

I wanted to blog about the buffet that I had with my friends last Saturday but decided to ditch the idea because I got lazy and frankly it will be too long for me to blog about it here..

But it was a very enjoyable night that I had with friends and I hope we can goof off in a classy place again some time soon.. >_< We took alot of (crappy ) pictures from it. ( have to use handphone's camera since Hussien didn't bring his digital camera along ) .And below are some of the pics... I would post some more of them some time later..


Hussien got a hold on Sandra's scarf and was goffing around with it.. Now that I look at it, he does looked like the Batman that I saw last time

The resemblance is uncanny, don't you think?

Here's another one that have resemblance in two of the pictures that I took...

The frog prince was finally given a kiss from a pricess and he have turned from a pissing frog prince to a human pissing prince. And they live happily ever after... (All fairy tales should have that line for ending)



The final one...

This is Xia Xue, a famous blogger in Singapore.. If I were to stand beside her, people might think that we are siblings. You don't believe me? Well look below and you be the judge..



I rest my case...

This is just for fun. I don't mean to ridicule Xia Xue. (well maybe a little.. hope she can take the joke! >_<).

For Minishorts....??!!

AAAaaahhh, i'm really bad at drawing based on real people. Especially when I don't really know that person because I don't know what make their characteristic.. Ooh well, I'll try to do better next time..

Anyway, this is for you Minishorts ( A girl with a deadly beauty that comes with equally deadly mouth ). Hope that you like it. hehe...

Damn, I failed miserably... -__-
I know that you don't mean hotpants when you use the nick minishorts, but I can't really help it! Its my itchy hand's fault!! bad bad hand!!!>_<

Monday, September 26, 2005

For my Singaporean friend~~

Dedicated to Josephine.

1981 - Nah, I'm kidding. She ain't dead yet.. ahahha XD



Thursday, September 22, 2005

I hate myself today....

No I'm not depress if you are wondering.. Its just something happened this morning and I didn't do anything to change it. Was I chicken out? Were I concern of how the others think of me if I did it? Maybe I am. That's why I hate myself today, for having my balls shrink and didn't say anything when clearly there's something wrong and someone have to say a thing about it. And for only having the courage to bitch about it on my blog that not many would bother to come and read. ( which is kinda of a good thing since I'm talking about myself being ball-less here ). I'm so malu if minishorts sees this..... >_<

Anyway, this morning, there is a blind woman standing in front of this woman who are sitting there, 'reading' some sort of statistic that I don't really see why that she have to read it on a train. Is it that important woman??!! Can't you wait until you get to your office or something? When she have read whatever that can be read, she looked up and around the train. She looked around but can't see a blind woman standing in front of her!!! WTH??!! Is she blind ( no pun intended ) or something?? Is that blind woman standing on your blindspot? ( again, no pun intended ). What the hell has her parents taught her when she was still young anyway???

"Now do you remember what i have taught you sweetie pie?"

"Errm.. aha! I remembered dad!! If i were sitting on a train and there is someone who needed it more than me boarded the train, I would pretend to be sleeping or if I got anything on my hand that is readable, I'll pretend to be reading it!" *smiles because she manage to remember that awfully long teaching*


"Good girl!! I teach you this so that you don't have to offer your seat and people won't think of you as being inconsiderate because they would think that you didn't notice the poor people who needed the seat." *pats on sweetie pie's head*

Seriously if i find out any parents that teaches their childrens like that, I swear that I'll hunt them down and burn them alive!!!


I was so fumed about it I nearly burst in flame, but I just looked at her with much much hatred and didn't even open up my bloody mouth to have her offer the seat to the blind woman.

"Where the hell are your balls Kenny??!! You left it at your home?! Why didn't you say something about it?? All you do is fumed over it and rant it on your blog!!"

-__- , yeah I'm mad at myself... I'm mad for being someone that is all talk and no action, someone who's not satisfied about something but didn't do anything to change it. I'm even more mad at myself now that I have just bitch about how loser that I am on my own blog.. God damn it!! I will change myself from today onward!!!!!!

Monday, September 19, 2005

Drawings~~ weeee~~~!!!

I don't know what has gotten into me last Sunday, eversince i did the crying kid among strangers drawing. I suddenly have the urge to draw.... like i used to when i was still a kid some years ago..

Maybe the 'draw' spirit has taken over my hand and start doodling? O_o
Anyway, these are just some of the sketches i did. If you are interested for more, go to my deviant site. http://hteekay.deviantart.com/ ;)


Practicing on how to draw my hand .... which is i believe possesed by some 'draw' spirit yesterday... O_O



At 1st i tried to draw a kid, so i started with skecthing the kid's outline of a head. But after a while it turned into a cat!!?? See why i said that my hand is possesed?? but i like the outcome of it.. its my 'cat in a suit'.


Okay this one of the page on my comic (monk the munkie and his magic banana) that i've planned to do.. it wasn't done yesterday but few weeks ago.. just wanted to show a sample of it... i postponed it since i think i have to figure out how the story gonna go.. hope that the 'comic' spirit would posses me so i can finish it quick~ >_<

Friday, September 16, 2005

Little girl lost

Done this during lunch time. I don't know what motivates me to draw a little girl lost in city with noone who cares about her at all. Just passing by the poor girl and busy minding their own business. Does it represent me? Being in a place that I never grew up in. Filled with strangers that will never notice my cry for help. ( Not that I want to be a girl. >_<. Its only a metaphore. )



My colleague saw me draw this and she ask me why am I drawing such a sad scene? I said why not?

I'm such a deranged guy sometimes...

HHHmmmm~~~

After reading back the previous posts on my blog. I've noticed that my blog is actually 'empty'. There's no motivational subject. Something that will make readers think, or something that's creative..

Maybe i should think of some subject that's meaningful and motivates people.

If i can crank up my rusty brain, that is...

Misinterpreted meaning

Am I crazy? Everytime I do anything, if I were given time to think at all, there are always two voices inside my head talking to each other. One sees the logical term behind all things while the other is just a perveted guy who's likely to think from his 'other' head. I'd like to give them names now since its kinda hard to explain who's who in this blog. The logical one should be called Mr. Brown (anything that he says would turn out in brown colored text) and the perveted one shall be known as Mr. Blue (anything that he says would turn out in blue colored text).

Anyway this is one of example what happened in my head when i go through a magazine.


"Ahahahhaha!!! why would they put the statue like that? The guy in blue shirt looked like he's enjoying the fart from the red shirt guy! XD . Funny la the shop owner, he crack me up!"

"Erm , actually he's trying to pose the two statue as hip hop dancers and the blue shirt guy is performing a hip hop move."

"Then why the red shirt guy fart on the blue shirt guy? Evil la him! but he's funny! XD"

-_____-;;

Which one is actually dominating my mind? I like Mr. Brown coz he won't make me looked like a dumbass in public but sometimes he's just serious. I like Mr. Blue coz he's so dumb but at least he's a fun guy and don't stuck up so much....

Note that the last two posts before this are actually Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue talking. I'm not making this up. It's just at that time i never thought of introducing the two 'persons' to the readers.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Now that's nice.. =]

Attention! The reason I crossed the eyes is that I don't want to further invade their privacy. Plus I don't want to end up in court, getting my ass sued until my pants fell off by itself. =]

By now I think a lot of you guys who read my blog (if there are any..) would like to think that I complained a lot on what people wear. I'm not the kind who like to do that okay? I wear some of the worse outfits almost all of the time. It was just a coincidence that I was there when those people wore the worst. I don't go look around for them.

Anyway, girl seem to have it right, her clothes doesn't scream "Hey!! Look at me damnit!!" out loud but it suits her properly thus making her an easy to the eyes (part of the reason I stare at her a lot ... I'm sorry, it's a bad habit of mine. >__< ). In the last post i mentioned that acessories can either make you or break you, and i can say that she couldn't have chose a better necklace to go with her clothing.


"Cher, her clothes are so plain. What's so special about it la?? I prefer the last time one."

"Aahhh.. Indeed that you are right that her clothes are more plain compare to the last post woman my friend. But what I'm trying to show you is how in choosing what kind of accessories can enchance the clothing or make it bad looking..."


"Notice how her necklace fit with her clothes. It doesn't stand out too much but it will still grab your attention to it."

O_O

"Stop looking at her assets!!!"


"It sure did grab my attention. I for once agreed with you. Muahahahahha!!"

"Haiz... perv. -____-"

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Oh my, what big beads you have~~~~

I have crossed over the faces on the pic because i took this pics without their consent so i don't want to get sued over it. Anyway this woman seems to wear a good outfit but sadly that she forgot that some accesories can either make you or break you.


"So what's wrong with her la? I don't see anything wrong.. " "Ahh~~~ calm down my friend, this is only a pic to show her whole dressing.. not bad huh? But if you would kindly look closely at what she's wearing on her neck.."


"Holy scow!!! What the heck is that thing around her neck??" "Yes, that is the question i want to ask that woman, only she can explain why she's wearing that huge pink beads necklace."


Maybe she will use it as a weapon in case anyone tried to snatch her purse or something, or maybe its one of her 'play thing' that she bought on sextoy.com?

Now not only you can pleasure yourself with it, you can wear it around your neck as necklace!! ( make sure to wash it before wearing it to avoid a smelly situation ) All this is just for $199!! what are you waiting for? order it now!!!

Only wondering. Not to cause any fight..

Did you noticed that wheter on the papers, the TV or the radio. When a Malay achieved something great, they would post something like "Malay achieved greatness" but when other races in Malaysia achieved something great, they would post it as "Malaysian achieved greatness". Why do they spicified only one race and generalise the others? Can't they post " {insert a race here} Malaysian achieved greatness!"?

Its just a wonder, i'm not trying to come up with a controversial statement..... Wouldn't want to risk myself getting caught by the capital 'I' ... >_

Monday, September 12, 2005

Another step on being road hazzard~~~

After all those 'hard' work i put in passing the law examination, i finally get to attend the practical class. I just have to get through the 6 hours of boredom in a class learning about car parts. I'm in it not to learn how to be a mechanic god damnit >_<. But in the end i guess the class is kinda fun. Thanks to some friendly people (especially the three cute girls that chatted with me..) If you three happens to read this blog pls leave me your contacts on my e-mail. I certainly enjoy your companies and thought it's improper to ask someone for number the 1st day we knew each other. (In which i really regretted not asking for it. >__<


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Stayed up late again on Saturday night and waking up really really early made me a dull guy~~~


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Sleepy like hell.... i swear i fell asleep while brushing my teeth for a minute or two coz i really don't remember what happens during that period.


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Yeah.. finally fully awake after the cold cold shower i had..


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Let's go!!! unto the next step of being a road hazzard.. heh heh~~


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Much to my expetation, i have to wait in line again.
after signing in for my class... guess what i have to do next?
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Wait in line again!!!


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Ahhh.. the block B. B stands for 'BORING'!!!
Finally get to sit inside the classroom.. but i didn't expect that i have to....




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Wait again!!!! Seriously all this waiting thing is turning me into a zombie.......



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After an hour or so of explaining what parts of the car does what. (which i don't really pay attention to). We finally get a break. The food here sucks. But the milo iced is kinda good..



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Looking at students failing the hill test. The way they handling the car made me gasp in horror. It's like they changed gear without stepping on the clutch 1st. If i were the owner of the car. I'd have drag that kid out and beat the hell out of him. (Hope that he won't do that to me too. >_<)



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A hot mechanic checking on the car. Nah.. its just one of the student learning how to make precheck on the engine.



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Finally get to drive.. the instructor really don't have to panic while i'm on the wheel.. All his screaming and squelling hurt my head. I know that we are in the wrong lane but don't worry. I know what i am doing. I did learn how to drive on a driving simulation mind you(refer to 2nd step in becoming a full fledge road hazzard post)

After 20 minutes of driving..... my instuctor mad. haha! time to go home..

I think you guys should have known by now that it mean one thing.

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Yes, waiting in line again! Lucky i've gotten used to it.


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Yeah! finally finished the 6 hours class.. I'm now waiting for my L license and then the people around Kelana Jaya area gonna have a taste of horror when i take over the road! buahahahahhaa!!

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Dispute over a once innocently but posted in a wrong way blog

Now everyone who's are in the blogosphere society in Malaysia and Singapore should know about the current hot topic that have been swirling around. It all started when XX rant on how suckie trip that she had at KL. She couldn't have done it better because at that time it was August, Merdeka Day that had many many residents of Malaysia feel very very patriotic. So almost all of the Malaysians attacked her in the end. Even a UK born guy ST who's living in KL now joined the dispute.

And here is me, sitting on the middle fence of two sides. Reading on all the harsh words thrown on each other from two sides. I saw poor K (who has the same name as me.. -__-) getting dragged into the pointless fight between XX and ST just because he's both their friend. He later then put on a post about patriotism (which is really really good!!) and hoped that the dispute between the both infamous bloggers end soon. I do too because i love both of them. >_<. I know that XX didn't mean that KL sucked , i know that XX didn't mean to ridicule an Arab woman, she was just making a joke that she thought won't do any harm about their culture ( don't we all make those jokes about other cultures just for fun? don't deny it, we all do. ). I know that ST initial intent was to trying to tell XX that she's wrong at that post because she is not being careful at what she wrote, being a famous blogger that she is nowaday, she can't just write anything to her content because frankly "this is my blog and i can do whatever the hell i want with it" has its boundary. Especially when your blog has thousands of viewers each day from all over the place. You have to somehow be careful in what you writes so that you won't step into shit.

To XX, i understand how you are feeling about the trip, getting conned, harassed, and treated badly will angered anyone who's human. I understand that with all the anger built inside you, you will of course write out whatever crossed your mind without thinking of the consequence that it will bring. All humans do that. But just being hard headed and deffending yourself over it are just a foolish way to do. That's why u ended up in a situation that you are in now.

To all the Malaysian bloggers or blog readers who attacked and still attacking XX for her blog, I understand how you all feel when our much beloved country are being described like an uncivilised country. I am a Malaysian myself. But then why bother putting up a pointless deffend over the flaws that our country have? Do you mean that we should accept the flaws and be proud over it? I know Malaysians complained about Malaysia too. What can we do to stop other country's perception on us? May i suggest that we take in the complains on us which are we all know true and correcting it so that they won't make that remarks on us again? Isn't that a wise thing to do? Be a Malaysian that truly love our country. Correct all of our flaws so that the other countries out they can't come up with facts about our country to put us down.

I do hope that noone is offended over this post that i made. I do love my country. I'm not being on anyone side on this dispute over two countries. I'm just mearly pointing out the obviously pointless fight between two countries in this blogosphere because of the once innocently but posted in a wrong way blog.

Friday, September 09, 2005

Holy Belacan Batman!!

Last Tuesday when i was on my way to Dang Wangi putra lrt station. I've stumbled across a very weird sight on the the road.


Damn it Robin!! You're as good as dead when i get my hand on you!! Ma hai go steal my Batmobile!!!

Has Adam West ( The former 'gut tucking in' Batman in the infamous batman tv series a long long time ago ) found his purpose in life by joining a marathon in KL?

Will Batman finally get his hand on Robin for stealing his batmobile?

Will Robin finally get laid now that he's driving the chick magnet batmobile around KL?

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of Batman & Robin!!

Tada dada dada dada dada... BATMAN!!! (Batman's tv series theme song)

Thursday, September 08, 2005

What a great way to start your day..

To all the people who are reading this blog. A reminder for all of you.

" Be very catious when you want to offer seat to a pregnant lady!!"

This morning as usual i took a ride on the putra lrt to get to my work place. Lucky enough for me, there was empty seats so i sat on one of it. As the trem went from one station to another, i sat there happily while reading a comic book. "Not an elderly or pregnant woman nor a physically challenged people on sight. Woo hoo~~ i can sit here all the way until i get off." (now don't go off saying that nobody points at my head forcing me to give seats to them because when i offer my seat, i offer it sincerely thank you.)

Then the trem stopped at Asia Jaya and that is when the humiliation begins. ( i don't know if its more embarassing for me or for her). As always i peep on whoever that are going in the trem, getting ready to offer my seat to anyone who need it more than i do. ( Yes i do that, i'm not saying that i'm a saint. It's just i'm used to do that so stop giving me that doubting look.) And i saw this one lady. My instinct telling me that her rounded n buldging abit kind of tummy means that she's a pregnant woman. Plus the fact that she's wearing a lose clothing further ensure me that she's pregnant.

"Maam' , would you like to have a seat? " *smile*

She looked at me , didn't speak for like 10 seconds.
feeling uncomfortable because i've lifted my tush halfway up i repeat myself.

"Maam' , would you like to have a seat? " *smile sheepishly*

Then she finally opens her mouth,

"Actually i'm not pregnant but thanks anyway" *kinda blushing*

Omg! that was one of the most embarassing thing happened in my life!! I didn't know how to react to that statement for a full 4 seconds (which is long in an embarassing moment) and everyone around was giggling..

"Omg, i'm so sorry. I didn't mean to insult you in any way..." *face turned all red*

So she took the seat and we had the most akward silent between us. Except for signs of someone laughing and alot of people giggling.

To that lady, I'm so sorry to have insulted you even though i really really don't mean it. It shows me that sometimes a good willed offer can sometimes turn into insultment if you 1st don't understand the real situation.


Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Album review - Share The Love : an indie mix by Devin

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In a world where the music industries of this time are more into those gangsta hip hop rap, i find this album to be really refreshing (eventhough Indie music has been around for quite some times). To those who likes to listen to OAG or Nice Stupid Playground should love this one. Share The Love - An Indie Mix by Devon consist of 17 tracks from various artists that many of mainstream music listeners are unfamiliar with. But let me assured you that it doesn't mean that their music are not great to listen to.

The Music Tracks
1. Enter the Haggis, "Gasoline"
2. The Decemberists, "16 Military Wives"
3. Crooked Fingers, "Call to Love"
4. Robbers on High Street, "Spanish Teeth"
5. Devin Davis, "Iron Woman"
6. Eux Autres, "The Sundance Kid"
7. Spiraling, "Lightning Twice"
8. Robbers on High Street, "Japanese Girls"
9. Eux Autres, "Other Girls"
10. Dr. Dog, "The World May Never Know"
11. Devin Davis, "Deserted Eyeland"
12. Okay, "Compass"
13. The Decemberists, "The Sporting Life"
14. The Prayers and Tears of Arthur Digby Sellers, "Concerning Lessons Learned from the Aliens"
15. Band of Horses, "Monsters"
16. The Prayers and Tears of Arthur Digby Sellers, "Against Pollution (Mountain Goats cover)"
17. Bellglide, "Go Ahead"

The 1st song "gasoline" by Enter the Haggis is fun country music like song that would make you want to do step dance. I know i would do that if i'm not in the office right now listening to the track. -__-
"16 military wives" by Decemberists has a catchy tunes that won't get off from my head.. ' and the anchor person on tv.. goes la di da di da di du di du di da~~'
"Call to love" by Crooked Fingers is one of my favourite.. (its an avarage indie music i guess, but nothing to complain about)
"Spanish Teeth" by Robbers on High Street (What's with these people and their band names??) I don't really know what this song is about but i enjoy it very much. hehee. (yeah, i'm a lousy reviewer)

blah dih blah dah.. overall this album has 4 / 5 stars from me.. very recommendable for anyone that's into indie music or anyone who's sick of hearing those gangsta loving, gung tottling, look at me fondling a bunch of girls hip hop music. ;]

Plus it has a really nice art cover.

Share The Love people!!!

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Is it just me??? O_O

Okay.... is it just me or does that sign shows a guy 'pleasing' himself with a hose?? O_O
I'm so dirty minded sometimes.....

Suckie Drinks

Attention to all the people who stumble upon this can of liquid crap. Do Not Buy It!!! Never in my life have i ever drank something that's as bad as this. The orange juice tasted like its over ripped for a year , and the people from Nestle squashed the orange using their unwashed athlete feet and the juices that oozed from it were colected by someone licking it off from the floor and "ptui!" spitted it into the can. Well i am overreacting but its close to that. I'm going back to the artificial taste and lots lots of sugar drink thank you.

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Juicy Juice My Arse...


And there's something about the Peninsular Malaysia's coffe shop that annoyed me most is that they can't differentiate between lemons and limes. What the hell is wrong with you people?? Have you never seen a lemon before? I ordered a lemon tea! LEMON!! You know , its yellow , the size of a fist. YELLOW colored!! Not GREEN like the lime!!


Lemon Lime Tea.


Maybe i should bring along a picture of lemon and show it to the waiters whenever i want to order the drink. To all the waiters in Peninsular Malaysia. Behold! The picture of lemon!!!


.....EErrr... opppss.. wrong pic... wait...


LEMONS!!!!!!

Monday, September 05, 2005

2nd step on being a road hazzard!

Mr Yew called me on Saturday and asked me if i can be ready to take the test on Sunday in which i said yes straight away because i wanted to get it over with as soon as possible. So he'll be there to pick me up on 9am and told me to be ready then.. Ohh i am more than ready. Eventhough i just touch the book he gave me a bit and never read it afterward. And that was 2 weeks ago. I told myself to at least go through the book once on Saturday night but i ended up hanging out at hussien, edward and ayon's house until 3am! So I entirely forgotten about it, sue me. I'm a lazy bum! >__<

Apparantly my friend Eric is taking the test with me too on that day. Good, at least i have a company to pass the time with since we all know that doing an official matter enquire you to wait, wait and wait. Its unavoidable.

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Doesn't look really happy about the test because he told me that he's really bad in bahasa melayu. Eric, you couldn't be that BAD gua...




The fact that i slept on 3am Saturday night and waking up on Sunday morning doesn't make me a happy person too.

Mr Yew came finally at 9.45am (he's freakin late!) and we hopped into his car. I think that Mr Yew is more nervous than Eric and I because he kept on telling us what to do on the test. It's kinda annoyed me because i was trying to strike a conversation with Eric about the wonder of blogging.

Eric : You're into blogging too? crap. What's so interesting about it anyway?

Me : It's fun!.. well if your blog is as famous as www.kennysia.com. He's really famous now and gets to hang around with celebra...

Mr Yew : So don't you guys worry ah. The test is easy one... blah blah blah..

Me & Eric : Ok Mr Yew, we understand... (everyone stays quiet..)

Me : So as i was saying.. Kenny get to hang around celebreti......

Mr Yew : The test is easy one.. don't worry about it guys... blah blah blah..
-___-

We arrived at the place and prompted on waiting for our turn to take our test.


The girl is cute ya? You're lucky that you turn your head just in time girl. Now everyone all around the globe can see your pretty face. If they know about my blog. Which is highly unlikely.


They offer a computer there for you to take a demo test so that you'll know what to expect. I went to check that guy's result after he done with it and he failed miserably. only 27%!!! muahahaha!! That guy is gone afterward and i never see him again. Maybe he's just too dampered about it and went home straight away. Ahahahaha! pathetic!

While we were waiting. Eric asked me something.

Eric : Eh, why the answers to this question says 10 eyes la, 20 eyes la.. i don't get it..


Me : Huh? what are you talking about? let me see it. Haahahahaha! it means point la!

Eric : *gave me the puzzled look* Huh? mata doesn't mean eyes in malay meh?

Me : Ya but they used it in describing points too.

Eric : WTF why didn't they just create a specific word for points anyway? This is stupid..

Me : O__O .. Damn Eric, You are that bad in Malay? You're pretty much screwed now.

Eric : Yeah, i know... *sigh~~*

Sometime he made me laughed so hard, i almost soiled myself.

i thought of while waiting, i should be revising the book since i brought it with me anyway. And i found out that my book has defects on it. A couple of pages were missing from it. Damn! not that i'd be reading it anyway but i should get whatever i paid for.


"Walao, you got that book for 2 weeks and now only you realised that it's flawed?" *yeah i know, i'm a lazy bum! >__<

So i ended up taking the test without revising whatsoever. Most of the questions were easy to me but i got a problem answering the section C questions which are on the law.. After i revised it times and times again and changing the answers every minute or so. I clicked on the finish button and prayed that i pass..

I got 84%! Phew~~~ i am now officially one step closer on becoming a full fledge road hazzard , Malaysians now can start to live in fear this couple of month ... tee hee~~


I actually got lucky because apparantly i got 42 out of 50 questions right which are the minimum marks that i have to get in order to pass the test. Not bad for someone who didn't study at all..

We went home and i imediately go on studying how to drive on a driving simulation on PS2!


101 on how to crash in style! woot!

Oh yeah, in case you are wondering, Eric didn't pass the test. -___-
But he'll be retaking it next week and i hope him the best! >__<