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Saturday, February 25, 2006

Why haven't anyone told me that....

When people compliment on you, they are just being sacarstic?

the guy who compliment on you, and he's really genuine about it, is gay?

announcing that you are okay with gays means that you are open for those kind of relationship?

when a girl tells you to buzz off, she's just testing you?

when a girl tells you to buzz off and you thought that she's just testing you but really she just want you to buzz off?

having a girl stalking you is not as cool as you thought it would be? it's just plain freaky...

peanut butter and jam sandwich taste great but after eating it for 4 days in a row makes you sick of it?

bringing along handphone with you when you are shitting would caused you to end up in awkward situation?

walking in the middle of the rain makes people look at you as stupid eventhough there's no point of running anymore since every part of you are already wet?

maybe the reason they look at you that way is that because you are wearing white t-shirt that shows your nipples when it's wet?

it's fine when people make fun of your misery but when you make fun of theirs, you are a insensitive anal hole jerk?

Saying "Well, who's gonna pay me RM 10 that he owes me now?..." is a no-no in funeral?

girls dislike men talking about sex among themselves where the fact is they talk about sex more than men?

people just don't know how to enjoy a movie anymore? they just keep on looking for flaws and graphical glitches in movies.

that I was one of the people stated above sometimes?

I'm the only one who thinks hannibal 'the canibal' lecter (silence of the lamb) is one hell of a cool character that got class?

I got this weird habit of eating the things that I don't like 1st, mostly vegetables, and leave my most favourite, mostly meat at the end of the meal. Only to savour them after I finished every else on the plate?

that I thought wrong when I thought birds float when they die, just like fishes?

erection is not a toy (eventhough you can play with it) when I was little?

during sex, some of the things that you thought are gross at first, can turn you on sometimes?

scratching your nipples in public, eventhough it's really itchy and you can't resist the urge of scratching, makes you looked like a sex maniac who loves himself too much?

you are more funny as you are than when you are trying to be one?

after falling down flat on the ground, when you jump up, close one of your eyes, holding up an invisible contact lens and say "I found my lens!" doesn't really cover the fact that you have tripped yourself?

experiencing face hitting the lamp post is not as funny as watching it on tv.

6 Comments:

  • Kenny, you have some weird hobbies. ;-)

    erection is not a toy (eventhough you can play with it) when I was little?

    When it is little, it's not an erection. :-)

    By Blogger Dabido, at 6:35 PM  

  • okay... i think you took it the wrong way, that's not what I meant..

    By Blogger hteekay, at 9:08 AM  

  • oo...compliment turn out good things..teasing is sarcastic lo
    whatever ppl said, positive or negative just take it lah..
    annnoucing ok with that doenst mean mutual agree to involve lah. tat's open discussion.
    gal ask u to buzz off then u better do it, coz is hard to understand what she wants actually. haha
    gal stalking u?wah lan..she must b interested in u..congratulations..LOL
    it depends on situation, bring mobile phone to washroom can play games / sms mah..save times and enjoy gaming. :P
    a man should proudly present himself lah, what so shy to show off nipple woh.
    joke with ppl's wound / painful part, is not so nice lo..but if u can turn it to amuse him/her feel better in the misery situation is kinda ok. it depends how u perceive it and how much u can take it.
    an idiot owe me RM160 for months till now also didnt pay me back, a childhood female frenz owe me RM200 for 5 yrs also didnt pay me back, so should i need till his/her funeral day ah?well, times will come, tis life owe me one, next life i gonna take it back in double. *wink*
    nowadays, talking about sex is so common issue. regardless boy or gal lah..some just pretending decent n innocent lo..haha..good to know more info / knowledge when necessary, or just being quiet n act dumb huh? if wan more info pls browse, www.askmen.com
    only after enjoyed the movie till the last scene, then u only able to comment about it lo, unless the person so damn free lo..nothing to do better than that.
    u consider alright for eating habit, i've fren who can pick beansprout, spring onion pcs by pcs from soup or food. at least u eat whatever is available. LOL
    everybody die liao will float on water lah...unless u die on the spot on ground. LOL
    aiseh, something u never try u nv know one, i.e. some food look gross but taste good, same theory lah..LOL
    how to scratch nipple if with bra? LOL..nah..just joking..just wondering how often u scratch urs one? or just fruiti-tutti-twingy ah..*gulp*
    sorry ah.. i didnt wear contact lense, so duno how it feel when one side get missing oh..coz i with my glasses. lol
    i only hit pillar and door b4, not lamp post yet.so duno how funny is that lo..hahahaa

    By Blogger Jo, at 1:16 PM  

  • wahh.... loonnggg comment you got there.. Don't know how to react to that LOL..

    By Blogger hteekay, at 1:22 PM  

  • Kenny - I know it's not what you meant. I deliberately misinterpreted it for comedic effect. lol

    I see Jo is a graduate from the Dabido School of Novel Comments. lol

    By Blogger Dabido, at 5:41 PM  

  • dabido..where's my cert huh?
    LOL

    By Blogger Jo, at 4:38 PM  

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